Mother F'in Marbles

So i had a encounter with one of Kurt's many many ladies friends. And it seems that Kurt can even effect the most coy and quiet of people, making them vengeful and evil! I was punished for being his friends by an ONSLAUGHT that is MARBLES. Marbles is a beast from hell! He has deadly claws and a constant look of evil and hatred towards people. Some may call him cute and cuddly but NAY he uses that as a front to hide his love of feeling his claws rip through human flesh! I was bombarded with image after image of this beast until I broke down and started to sob...Kurt did little to stop this physiological abuse and I'm sure laughed about it on the car ride home! I did not sleep though the night, for I kept seeing MARBLES in my mind pouncing on my bed and lapping my soul away...F you MARBLES...F you!